Situations

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-{ 37 mating positions	-{ A bad day
-{ A bartender was getting ready to close for the night...	-{ A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down...
-{ A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy...	-{ A business man from New York decided to quit his job...
-{ A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet...	-{ A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady...
-{ A city boy was visiting the country and...	-{ A closer call
-{ A college professor's going to bed with his wife...	-{ A construction worker was whistling...
-{ A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one...	-{ A cowboy walked into a barber shop...
-{ A customer walks into a pharmacy...	-{ A dancing duck
-{ A department store had to call off its special...	-{ A divorced woman had been on her own for several months...
-{ A dubious remedy	-{ A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium...
-{ A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...	-{ A fortune teller
-{ A girl and an elephant	-{ A girl called the police department and reported that...
-{ A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated...	-{ A group of third, fourth and fifth graders...
-{ A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge...	-{ A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week...
-{ A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss...	-{ A guy says to a salesgirl...
-{ A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch...	-{ A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman...
-{ A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball...	-{ A guy's on the electric chair...
-{ A hunchback is running along a street being chased by...	-{ A little girl was playing up a tree near a church...
-{ A little town had a high birth rate that...	-{ A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top...
-{ A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves...	-{ A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive...
-{ A man decided to have a face lift...	-{ A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table...
-{ A man enters a barber shop for a shave...	-{ A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch...
-{ A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder...	-{ A man is walking past this house when a used condom...
-{ A man let out a humongous burp...	-{ A man spoke frantically into the phone...
-{ A man stops by a diner at noon...	-{ A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla...
-{ A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow...	-{ A man walks into a jewellers shop...
-{ A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road...	-{ A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel...
-{ A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar...	-{ A perfect choice
-{ A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other...	-{ A Purple Heart
-{ A push	-{ A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on...
-{ A rookie police officer was assigned...	-{ A strange jigsaw puzzle
-{ A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant...	-{ A wide selection
-{ A wild party	-{ A woman enters a butcher shop and asks...
-{ A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy...	-{ A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital...
-{ A woman selling apples in New York...	-{ A woman strode angrily into the large...
-{ A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs...	-{ A woman walks into a tattoo parlour...
-{ A woman went to the bar with a black eye...	-{ A yard sale
-{ A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters...	-{ A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking...
-{ A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply...	-{ African roulette
-{ An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote...	-{ An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly...
-{ An infamous stud with a long list of conquests...	-{ An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they...
-{ An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea...	-{ Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day...
-{ Ass-corked	-{ Ballroom please!
-{ Barbie and G.I. Joe	-{ Buy me bras!
-{ Card games	-{ Communication problem
-{ Cop coming upon a young couple making out...	-{ Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut...
-{ Discovering too late that a...	-{ Doing the Dishes
-{ Doing the right thing	-{ During WW II an American soldier...
-{ Embarrassing moments	-{ Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911...
-{ Everybody's doing it	-{ Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep...
-{ Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend...	-{ First Aid Course
-{ Fluffy died	-{ Forget your daughter...
-{ Free meat	-{ Gimme some aspirin!
-{ Great roof	-{ Hair spray
-{ Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's...	-{ How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
-{ How many does it take?	-{ How'd you get that black eye?
-{ I HAD A BAD DAY	-{ I was walking down an alley last night...
-{ Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors...	-{ In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop...
-{ In the midst of a veritable downpour...	-{ Is this her first?..
-{ It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency...	-{ Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show...
-{ Jewish fly	-{ Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary...
-{ Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to...	-{ Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's...
-{ Kind of awkward	-{ Like to screw?
-{ Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed...	-{ Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road...
-{ Make my own bed	-{ Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up...
-{ Mary was having an affair during the day while...	-{ Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south...
-{ Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward...	-{ Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair...
-{ My name is Brown	-{ On a cross-country bus trip...
-{ On a very cold winter night...	-{ One day a lady went to the doctors office
-{ One day Pete was complaining to his friend...	-{ One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world...
-{ Only once	-{ Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving...
-{ Ouch	-{ Over the counter
-{ Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and...	-{ Peanuts
-{ Playtonic relationship	-{ Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman...
-{ Put it to a good use	-{ Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at...
-{ Reading time	-{ Royalty and W
-{ Santas Diversion	-{ Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country...
-{ Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500...	-{ Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses...
-{ Spell it	-{ Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her...
-{ Stolen Car	-{ Strategy
-{ Taking measures	-{ Ten pounds of pride
-{ The Barber Shop	-{ The barber was finishing a haircut...
-{ The dentist was called away from the dinner table to...	-{ The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum...
-{ The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms...	-{ The hit-and-run
-{ The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down...	-{ The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own...
-{ The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning...	-{ The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was...
-{ The newly divorced woman...	-{ The other day my house caught fire...
-{ The people are waiting	-{ The price is right
-{ The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique...	-{ The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided...
-{ The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage...	-{ The Young Mans Big Mouth
-{ There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer...	-{ There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari...
-{ There were three men who were lost in the forest...	-{ These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around...
-{ This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls...	-{ This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample...
-{ This young lady, a flighty young thing...	-{ Three calamities
-{ Three college roommates -- two females and a male...	-{ Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon...
-{ Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar...	-{ Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater...
-{ Two guys are out hunting deer...	-{ Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk...
-{ Two men went to the desert for a vacation...	-{ Two men were walking through the woods when...
-{ Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets...	-{ Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner...
-{ Unable to attend the funeral after his father died...	-{ Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town...
-{ Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars...	-{ While enjoying a drink with a mate one night...
-{ While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new...	-{ You tell me!

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Jokes Categories : Situations