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-{ "What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?"	-{ 4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV...
-{ A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit...	-{ A catholic lithany
-{ A crowd had gathered around a whore and...	-{ A dangerous animal
-{ A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when...	-{ A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began...
-{ A fine sermon	-{ A Friend's Prayer
-{ A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg...	-{ A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident...
-{ A little sports match	-{ A Lutheran minister is driving down...
-{ A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi...	-{ A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items...
-{ A man was driving from New York to San Francisco...	-{ A man was leaving church one day...
-{ A minister was asked by a politician...	-{ A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her...
-{ A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday...	-{ A preacher was completing a temperance sermon...
-{ A priest and a lawyer are walking down...	-{ A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue...
-{ A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock...	-{ A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train...
-{ A stupid dog	-{ A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates...
-{ A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist...	-{ A wise choice
-{ A young minister, in the first days of his first parish...	-{ A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out...
-{ An anti-bat spray	-{ An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing...
-{ An old drunk stumbles into a confessional...	-{ An unfortunate coincidence
-{ And Jesus said unto his disciples...	-{ At the first session of a conversion class...
-{ Before performing a baptism, the priest approached...	-{ Camel Died
-{ Change my mind	-{ Confession
-{ Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch...	-{ Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
-{ Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?	-{ Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
-{ Divine Right	-{ Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?
-{ Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up...	-{ Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven...
-{ GIRL'S CONFESSION	-{ GOD will save me
-{ Got a second?	-{ Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil...
-{ Heaven and smoking	-{ Heavenly golf
-{ How can I believe in God when just last week...	-{ How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
-{ How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?	-{ How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
-{ In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene...	-{ In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man...
-{ Is there a God?	-{ It is written in the Bible!
-{ Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing...	-{ Jesus has risen
-{ Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy...	-{ Love Jesus
-{ Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices...	-{ Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital...
-{ Noah And Today's Ark	-{ Nuns First Hot Dog
-{ On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was...	-{ On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily...
-{ One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to...	-{ One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf...
-{ Ought to be hung	-{ Pastime for Passover
-{ Pope Dies	-{ Preserving the Egg of Life
-{ Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when...	-{ Satanic Barney Proof
-{ Seymour was a good and pious man...	-{ Show him your cross
-{ Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?	-{ Sister Margaret died...
-{ Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal...	-{ Six people were on a plane...
-{ Soap dispenser	-{ Stress-Relieving Prayer
-{ The absolved	-{ The ages of man
-{ The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher...	-{ The girl knelt in the confessional and said...
-{ The Hat	-{ The local priest came across Paddy who had...
-{ The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon...	-{ The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with...
-{ The Naming of Jesus	-{ The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning...
-{ The only true religion	-{ The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals...
-{ The Pope took a philosophy professor...	-{ The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle...
-{ The priest was preparing a man...	-{ The Reverend
-{ The same thing	-{ The three truths in life
-{ The three wise men are out for a stroll when...	-{ The wrong definition
-{ There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope...	-{ There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...
-{ This fellow comes to confession...	-{ This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to...
-{ This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided...	-{ Three couples wanted to join a church...
-{ Three girls died and were brought to the gates...	-{ Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport...
-{ Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market...	-{ Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck...
-{ Three religious truths	-{ Tommy goes into a confessional box and says...
-{ Two attorneys went into a diner...	-{ Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel...
-{ TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN	-{ Two nuns are riding a bike down a road...
-{ Two nuns are walking down an alley...	-{ Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man...
-{ Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies...	-{ Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the...
-{ Visual joke	-{ Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh...
-{ What causes arthritis?	-{ What did God say after creating man?
-{ What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?	-{ What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
-{ What do you call a man that marries another man?	-{ What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the...
-{ What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness...	-{ What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
-{ What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?	-{ What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
-{ What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?	-{ What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
-{ What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?	-{ What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
-{ What is the meaning of life?	-{ What is white and flies across the sky?
-{ What is white and streaks across the sky?	-{ What language do the Vatican Police speak?
-{ What was the First Commandment?	-{ What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
-{ What's the difference between a nun and a woman...	-{ What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
-{ What's the difference between acne and a priest?	-{ What's the difference between Jesus and...
-{ Whats black and white and red all over?	-{ When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town...
-{ Where to send him?	-{ Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
-{ Why wasn't Jesus born in America?	-{ ZHow offensive is that?

Jokes Categories : Religion