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-{ A bad habit	-{ A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife...
-{ A bloke came home and found his missus in bed...	-{ A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night...
-{ A bored woman says to her husband...	-{ A bum asks a man for $2...
-{ A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond...	-{ A caring husband
-{ A change of style	-{ A Change Of Vows
-{ A chicken and an egg are lying in bed...	-{ A chinese detective
-{ A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife...	-{ A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife...
-{ A couple came upon a wishing well...	-{ A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're...
-{ A couple have not been getting along for years...	-{ A couple married forty years were revisiting the...
-{ A cure for atheism	-{ A different father
-{ A fair deal	-{ A fair offer
-{ A family was having dinner on Mother's Day...	-{ A farmer and his girlfriend...
-{ A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night...	-{ A farmer walked into an attorney office...
-{ A fellow in a bar notices a woman...	-{ A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American...
-{ A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar...	-{ A girl runs home to her mother crying...
-{ A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for...	-{ A guy from weather bureau
-{ A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says...	-{ A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500...
-{ A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman...	-{ A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right...
-{ A guy was driving home one evening...	-{ A guy was trying to console a friend...
-{ A henpecked husband...	-{ A horrible curse
-{ A hundred dollars	-{ A husband and wife were in their back yard...
-{ A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream...	-{ A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and...
-{ A jealous husband hires a private detective...	-{ A kind of sport
-{ A lady with a...	-{ A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE
-{ A little kid comes running into the backyard...	-{ A loving couple
-{ A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary...	-{ A man and wife entered a...
-{ A man answers the phone and has the following...	-{ A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins...
-{ A man called the undertaker one afternoon...	-{ A man calls his family doctor...
-{ A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises...	-{ A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts...
-{ A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day...	-{ A man sat quietly reading his morning paper...
-{ A man took his wife to the doctors...	-{ A man was complaining to a friend...
-{ A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice...	-{ A man went to the police station wishing to speak...
-{ A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise...	-{ A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married...
-{ A new statue for the bedroom	-{ A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game...
-{ A painful adjustment	-{ A pregnant woman is about to give birth...
-{ A promise to keep	-{ A real dilemma
-{ A reason for break-up	-{ A recent study showed...
-{ A regular Friday night poker game...	-{ A rural Frenchman was on trial...
-{ A sad mourner	-{ A small mistake
-{ A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head...	-{ A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man...
-{ A story with a moral	-{ A strange kind of robbery
-{ A technical bastard	-{ A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks...
-{ A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office...	-{ A well laid out plan
-{ A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband...	-{ A wife was berating her husband...
-{ A wife went in to see a therapist and said...	-{ A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to...
-{ A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office...	-{ A woman and her lover are on the bed...
-{ A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat...	-{ A woman comes home...
-{ A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child...	-{ A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see...
-{ A woman reported the disappearance of her husband...	-{ A young couple decided to wed...
-{ A young couple gets married, and the groom...	-{ A young couple were married and celebrated their first night...
-{ A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother...	-{ A young married woman...
-{ After the fall in Garden of Eden...	-{ After the party, as the couple was driving home...
-{ Age difference	-{ All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband...
-{ An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife...	-{ An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb...
-{ An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession...	-{ An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends...
-{ Any married man should forget his mistakes...	-{ Are you going to take her?
-{ As US tourists in Israel...	-{ AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS
-{ Bad habits	-{ Bad news
-{ Barry took a girl out on her first date...	-{ Beep-beep
-{ Being hurt	-{ Better than Sex
-{ Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game...	-{ Birth of a Candy Bar
-{ Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole...	-{ Brand new
-{ Breakfast was my idea	-{ Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to...
-{ Childhood Diseases	-{ Congratulations
-{ Controlling your spouse	-{ Conversation over dinner
-{ Could you please pass...	-{ Daddy, where did I come from?
-{ Deadly disease	-{ Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
-{ Devil herself	-{ Different Treatments
-{ Difficult shot	-{ Divorce decision
-{ Do clever men make good husbands?	-{ Do you know why single women cannot fart?
-{ Drilling is mine!	-{ Early withdrawals
-{ Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting...	-{ Every damn time
-{ Exercing control	-{ Falling down
-{ Family sex	-{ Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day...
-{ Flies	-{ Following a bitter divorce...
-{ For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake...	-{ For their 25th wedding anniversary...
-{ Foreplay	-{ Fulfilling a promise
-{ Generous woman	-{ Gift tombstones
-{ God made a man and then rested...	-{ Going further
-{ Golf lessons	-{ Good News, Bad News, Worse News
-{ Good News, Bad News, Worse News II	-{ Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
-{ Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV	-{ Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
-{ Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI	-{ Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
-{ Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII	-{ Got something
-{ Groundhog Day	-{ Guess what?
-{ Hair on my chest	-{ Harry and his wife are driving in the country...
-{ Have to	-{ Honeymoon II
-{ Honeymooned!	-{ Hope never dies
-{ housekeepers	-{ How about a bridal?
-{ How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?	-{ How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
-{ How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?	-{ How to be a Good Wife
-{ How to dump a guy	-{ HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
-{ Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra...	-{ I got home from work last night...
-{ I had it all	-{ I have got trouble with the wife again...
-{ I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months...	-{ I married Miss Right...
-{ I used to not get on with my mother-in-law...	-{ I was out with one of my best drinking buddies...
-{ I went out with my girlfriend...	-{ I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband...
-{ if at first you dont succeed...	-{ If women don't fool around, and men do...
-{ If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you...	-{ If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen...
-{ In comparision	-{ Indicator
-{ Inseparable	-{ Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
-{ Is there a doctor in the house?	-{ Is this really your third marriage?
-{ It is all in the money	-{ It was their first date...
-{ It's a sin	-{ Jealousy
-{ Job well done	-{ John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling...
-{ John receives a phone call...	-{ Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago...
-{ Just like my wife	-{ Keeping their marriage together
-{ Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called...	-{ Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu...
-{ Learning	-{ Let him dig
-{ Life is cruel	-{ Love stronger than death
-{ Love thy Neighbor	-{ Love to Death
-{ Made for each other	-{ Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says...
-{ Marital Sex	-{ Marriage Anonymous
-{ Marriage counseling	-{ Married life is very frustrating...
-{ Men are from earth...	-{ Men are like fine wine...
-{ Merry...ied talk	-{ Miles Dobson was away from home on business...
-{ Mother-in-law burial	-{ Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today...
-{ Motivations	-{ Mr. Schneider stood up in court...
-{ Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side...	-{ My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting...
-{ My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday...	-{ My wife and I are into S & M...
-{ My wife converted me to religion...	-{ New son-in-law
-{ No change	-{ Not this time
-{ Nothing but the truth	-{ Nothing changed
-{ Old farmer Johnson was dying...	-{ Olympic condoms
-{ On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks...	-{ On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door...
-{ On inheritance	-{ On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having...
-{ On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob...	-{ On their first night to be together...
-{ On their honeymoon night...	-{ On their wedding night the husband was so self...
-{ One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car...	-{ One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed...
-{ One more thing like that	-{ One night, an 87-year-old woman...
-{ One of two reasons	-{ Opposites attract
-{ Orgasmic Problems	-{ Over my dead body!
-{ Pack your bags honey!..	-{ Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks...
-{ Paralyzed	-{ Pecuniary reasons
-{ Perfectly healthy	-{ Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married...
-{ Polygamy and...	-{ Prescription
-{ Proffessional Terms	-{ Punctuation marks
-{ Really torrid honeymoon	-{ Repetitiveness
-{ Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife...	-{ Rough
-{ Safe sex	-{ Saintly Naivete
-{ Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children...	-{ Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was...
-{ Saving up for 60 years	-{ Say anything
-{ Science alert	-{ Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
-{ She changed me	-{ She: Do you think of me when...
-{ She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?	-{ Simple Curiosity
-{ Six stages of married life	-{ Slight confusion
-{ Small World	-{ Sneaky, sneaky...
-{ So at the funeral home, the widow instructs...	-{ So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite...
-{ Some explaining...	-{ Some horse-play
-{ Some of the myths about marriage...	-{ Some time after their bitter divorce...
-{ Staring down from the bench to announce the terms...	-{ Sucks, huh?
-{ Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion...	-{ Suffering
-{ The American in Hong Kong...	-{ The angry wife met her husband at the door...
-{ The Big Scare	-{ The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment...
-{ The couple was dining out when the wife noticed...	-{ The definition of kinky sex
-{ The doctor had just completed his examination...	-{ The Freudian Slip
-{ The good advice	-{ The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris...
-{ The last request	-{ The local courtroom was packed as testimony began...
-{ The man approached the very beautiful woman...	-{ The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital...
-{ The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake...	-{ The most evil thing
-{ The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman...	-{ The Ring
-{ The room was full of pregnant ladies...	-{ The room was full of pregnant women and their partners...
-{ The three stages of sex in marriage.	-{ The wall clock
-{ The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new...	-{ The young immigrant couple had just left the...
-{ The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park...	-{ The young playboy took a blind date to an...
-{ The young wife was in tears when she opened the door...	-{ The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month...
-{ There was this boy in high school that was what you would call...	-{ These two guys go to a whorehouse...
-{ This fellow dies and goes to heaven...	-{ This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he...
-{ This man got his prescription for Viagra...	-{ This man was sitting quietly reading his paper...
-{ This snow plow driver from North Dakota...	-{ Three acurate guesses
-{ Three different kinds of sex	-{ Three guys were sitting in a bar talking...
-{ Trust thy friend...	-{ Twenty men die and go to heaven...
-{ Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives...	-{ Two guys were discussing popular family trends...
-{ Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town...	-{ Two mates are having a chat over a beer...
-{ Two men are discussing their lives...	-{ Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis...
-{ Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo...	-{ Two story house
-{ Two wives were airing their troubles...	-{ Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice...
-{ Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said...	-{ Want to make love to you
-{ Was your wife a virgin when you married?	-{ Watch out!
-{ What a Woman Really Needs	-{ What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
-{ What did I do?	-{ What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
-{ What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?	-{ What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
-{ What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?	-{ What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
-{ What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?	-{ What dreams mean
-{ What is the difference between men and women?	-{ What is the penalty for bigamy?
-{ What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?	-{ What Trip?
-{ What was the first thing your husband said to you...	-{ What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
-{ What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?	-{ What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant...
-{ What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?	-{ When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?
-{ When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and...	-{ Where am I, Cathy?
-{ Where are my pyjamas?	-{ Who am I?
-{ Who exactly are we kidding?	-{ Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
-{ Why did God create man first?	-{ Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
-{ Why do women have smaller feet than men?	-{ Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than...
-{ Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?	-{ Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
-{ Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?	-{ Why is it better?..
-{ Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet...	-{ Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
-{ Wife-taming method	-{ Will the father be present during the birth?
-{ Wise men never marry...	-{ You know the honeymoon is pretty much over...
-{ You're not going to believe this!

Jokes Categories : Relationships