Medicine

Jokes Categories : Medicine
-{ ...clamp...	-{ A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery...
-{ A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist...	-{ A construction worker goes to the doctor and says...
-{ A definition of psychiatrist	-{ A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary...
-{ A doctor fell into a well once...	-{ A dyslexic nurse
-{ A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa...	-{ A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man...
-{ A folk remedy	-{ A girl goes to the doctor...
-{ A husband and wife are on a nudist beach...	-{ A large difference
-{ A little change	-{ A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center...
-{ A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad...	-{ A man goes to a psychiatrist...
-{ A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up...	-{ A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist...
-{ A man walks in to a doctors office...	-{ A man walks into a doctor office
-{ A man walks into a doctor's office with a...	-{ A man went to the doctor for a check up...
-{ A man went to the doctor to get a physical...	-{ A memory problem
-{ A midget walks into the doctors and says...	-{ A mute was walking down the street one day...
-{ A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist...	-{ A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed...
-{ A psychology student at a local university...	-{ A rather senile old lady went to her doctor...
-{ A serious condition	-{ A Short History of Medicine
-{ A stuttering problem	-{ A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist...
-{ A woman came to the psychiatrist worried...	-{ A woman consulted a doctor...
-{ A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says...	-{ A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant...
-{ A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor...	-{ A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall...
-{ A woman visits her physician...	-{ A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet...
-{ A young lady walks into a doctors office...	-{ A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem...
-{ After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children...	-{ After years of psychotherapy...
-{ After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought...	-{ An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady...
-{ An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday...	-{ An old woman came into her doctors office
-{ At a dentist's	-{ Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done...
-{ Benefits of having Alzheimer's	-{ Broken leg
-{ Can't remember	-{ Constipation problem
-{ Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?	-{ Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
-{ Don't you just hate it when...	-{ Five penises
-{ Fred Dingaling	-{ Freudian Slip
-{ From the life of the insane	-{ Give me the bad news first...
-{ Good news	-{ Gosh, what a pun!
-{ HEGS	-{ Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor...
-{ How do dentists become brain surgeons?	-{ Howard had felt guilty all day long...
-{ I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears...	-{ It is worth trying
-{ John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital...	-{ Jones is driving past the state mental hospital...
-{ Just in case	-{ Life is precious
-{ Most dentists chairs go up and down...	-{ Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling...
-{ My heart set...	-{ MY TWO DELICATE OPERATIONS
-{ Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't...	-{ No problem
-{ No symptoms	-{ Not a foot
-{ One doc operated on a person for a hernia...	-{ Oprectomy
-{ Perfectly normal	-{ Pneumonia
-{ Proctologists	-{ Psychiatric Hotline
-{ Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?	-{ Psychoanalysis
-{ Saving one of them	-{ Serious desease
-{ She said, "Kiss me doctor!"	-{ Sobel goes into the optometrist's office...
-{ Some problems	-{ The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic...
-{ The bad news and the good news	-{ The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him...
-{ The doctor took Bill into the room and said...	-{ The evils of marijuana
-{ The following statements were found on patient charts...	-{ The medical student was asked four reasons...
-{ The patient came into the doctor's office...	-{ The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant...
-{ There was a costume party at a mental hospital...	-{ There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving...
-{ There was this man in a mental hospital...	-{ This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a...
-{ This male prostitute contracted leprosy...	-{ This male prostitute contracted syphilis...
-{ This woman goes into a dentist's office...	-{ Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor...
-{ Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii...	-{ Two gynecologists meet at lunch...
-{ Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices...	-{ What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
-{ What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?	-{ What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
-{ What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?	-{ What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
-{ What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?	-{ What should you give a man who has everything?
-{ What's a definition of a gynecologist?	-{ What's the definition of bravery?
-{ What's the difference between an oral thermometer and...	-{ Whats blue and does not fit any more?
-{ Where are the fingers?	-{ Who's got my pen?
-{ Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?	-{ Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
-{ Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?	-{ Will it hurt doctor?

Jokes Categories : Medicine