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-{ 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!	-{ 'Please cheese me'!
-{ 5 flies in the kitchen	-{ A bookworm!
-{ A bullfrog!	-{ A croak and dagger agent!
-{ A croaker spaniel!	-{ A croakus!
-{ A dirty kid!	-{ A frog with hiccups!
-{ A gerbil shepherd dog!	-{ A golf blooded reptile!
-{ A grasshopper with hiccups!	-{ A hamster!
-{ A hoppercraft!	-{ A hot frog!
-{ A killer butterfly!	-{ A light meal!
-{ A lost frog!	-{ A maggot with attitude!
-{ A mammoth!	-{ A moose-quito!
-{ A morese-quito!	-{ A mosque-ito!
-{ A mouse in a minefield!	-{ A mouse organ!
-{ A mouse sandwich!	-{ A mouse-tache!
-{ A mouseketeer!	-{ A pool table?
-{ A rubbish bin!	-{ A snail with a housing problem!
-{ A spinning wheel!	-{ A tadpole!
-{ A thin mouse!	-{ A toad with a machine gun!
-{ About one mile a day!	-{ An old croak!
-{ Ant jokes 01	-{ Ant jokes 02
-{ Ant jokes 03	-{ At the spawn shop!
-{ Bear jokes 01	-{ Bear jokes 02
-{ Because they squeak!	-{ Because they're wrigleys!
-{ Bee jokes 01	-{ Bee jokes 02
-{ Bee jokes 03	-{ Bee jokes 04
-{ Bee jokes 05	-{ between a fly and a bird
-{ Bird jokes 01	-{ Bird jokes 02
-{ Bird jokes 03	-{ Bird jokes 04
-{ Bird jokes 05	-{ Boring!
-{ Bubble and squeak!	-{ Cat jokes 01
-{ Cat jokes 02	-{ Cat jokes 03
-{ Cat jokes 04	-{ Cat jokes 05
-{ Cat jokes 06	-{ Cat jokes 07
-{ Cat jokes 08	-{ Cat jokes 09
-{ Caterpillar jokes	-{ Centipede jokes
-{ chameleon's motto	-{ chef found a daddy long legs
-{ Chicken jokes 01	-{ Chicken jokes 02
-{ Chicken jokes 03	-{ Chimney Cricket!
-{ come to the webbing	-{ Croaka-cola!
-{ cross a firefly and a moth	-{ cross a frog with some mist
-{ cross a spider and an elephant	-{ cross a worm and an elephant
-{ Cross mouse cards!	-{ Darn it!
-{ Dog jokes 01	-{ Dog jokes 02
-{ Dog jokes 03	-{ Dog jokes 04
-{ Dog jokes 05	-{ Dog jokes 06
-{ Dog jokes 07	-{ Dog jokes 08
-{ Elephant jokes 01	-{ Elephant jokes 02
-{ Elephant jokes 03	-{ Elephant jokes 04
-{ Elephant jokes 05	-{ Elephant jokes 06
-{ Elephant jokes 07	-{ Elephant jokes 08
-{ Elephant jokes 09	-{ Elephant jokes 10
-{ Elephant jokes 11	-{ Elephant jokes 12
-{ Elephant jokes 13	-{ Elephant jokes 14
-{ Farm jokes 01	-{ Farm jokes 02
-{ Farm jokes 03	-{ Farm jokes 04
-{ Farm jokes 05	-{ Farm jokes 06
-{ Farm jokes 07	-{ Farm jokes 08
-{ Farm jokes 09	-{ Farm jokes 10
-{ Finding half an apple!	-{ Fish jokes 01
-{ Fish jokes 02	-{ Fish jokes 03
-{ Fish jokes 04	-{ Fish jokes 05
-{ Fish jokes 06	-{ fit over a bucket!
-{ Flea jokes 01	-{ Flea jokes 02
-{ For some light refreshment!	-{ Four anti road protesters?
-{ Froglights!	-{ glow worm unhappy
-{ Got to glow now!	-{ Grasshopper than a cricket
-{ grasshopper with no legs	-{ Hamsterdam!
-{ Hard cheese!	-{ Have you ever tried worm pie?
-{ He bowled long hops!	-{ He goes up the wall!
-{ He had his own frog horn!	-{ He just beetled off!
-{ He simply croaked!	-{ He was de-lighted!
-{ He was light fingered!	-{ He was un hoppy!
-{ headmasters and bullfrogs	-{ Hickory hickory dock.
-{ Hide and squeak!	-{ Hop on!
-{ Hop-scotch!	-{ Hoppalong Cassidy!
-{ Hot croako!	-{ How do fireflies start a race
-{ How do frogs die?	-{ How do you make a butterfly
-{ How do you spot a modern spider?	-{ How slime flies!
-{ I'll get you next slime!	-{ In the croakroom!
-{ Insect's favorite game	-{ insects are so clever
-{ Is there a mouse in the house?	-{ It's been nice gnawing you!
-{ It's croak-et!	-{ Julius Cheeser!
-{ keep flies out of the kitchen	-{ Kermit the Frog
-{ lawyer and a mosquito	-{ Leave them to slug it out!
-{ Light ale!	-{ Lily!
-{ Lollihops!	-{ looking for bookworms
-{ Maggot Thatcher!	-{ make a glow worm happy
-{ Miami mice!	-{ Mice cubes!
-{ Mice Krispies!	-{ Mickey Moose!
-{ Morse toad!	-{ mosquito and a fly
-{ mosquito go to the dentist	-{ mosquitos religious
-{ moth nibble a hole	-{ Mothmatics
-{ Mouse code!	-{ Mouse Tse Tung!
-{ mouse's favorite record?	-{ Mousework!
-{ Noah's Ark in an apple	-{ Paddy long legs!
-{ play bingo	-{ police glow worm
-{ Reptiles!	-{ ride it to hospital!
-{ rolling stones	-{ Save a drowning mouse
-{ School dinners come on a plate!	-{ Sir!
-{ Skin-diving!	-{ Sleep late!
-{ slugs leave a trail	-{ snap, crackle and pop
-{ Spiders!	-{ Spin doctors!
-{ Stalagmice!	-{ stamp out forest fires!
-{ Star Warts!	-{ Stick insects!
-{ stool taken!	-{ stop for a glow worm
-{ Strawberry and tarantula jelly!	-{ Swamp Lake!
-{ tadpole feel lonely	-{ tarantula with a rose?
-{ The Apple Corps!	-{ The Brit Awarts!
-{ The Lizard of Oz!	-{ The Masked-quito!
-{ The newly web game!	-{ The scum of the earth!
-{ They can lighten your load!	-{ They have webbed feet!
-{ They sit eggsaminations!	-{ They use snail varnish!
-{ They where playing for the cup	-{ Three blind mice!
-{ tough mosquito	-{ Wart's new!
-{ What did the maggot say to another?	-{ What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
-{ What is a grasshopper?	-{ What is a myth?
-{ What's a glow worms favorite song?	-{ What's up Pussycat!
-{ Whats the world weakest animal?	-{ When it's becing toad!
-{ When it's raining cats and dogs!	-{ Where do frogs keep their money?
-{ Where do frogs keep their treasure?	-{ Where do you find giant snails?
-{ Where in earth have you been!	-{ Where would you put an injured insect?
-{ which end of a worm is which	-{ Which fly makes films?
-{ Why are spiders like tops?	-{ Why did the fly fly?
-{ Why did the lizard go on a diet?	-{ Why did the spider buy a car?
-{ Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?	-{ Why do mice have long tails?
-{ Why is a frog luckier than a cat?	-{ Why is the snail the strongest animal?
-{ Why was the moth so unpopular?	-{ With a mouse warming party
-{ Worm your way out of that one!	-{ worm's favorite band
-{ You'll croak in no time!	-{ Your spinning me a yarn here!

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Jokes Categories : Kids Jokes