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-{ ...And I will do anything for love.	-{ 35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet...
-{ A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot...	-{ A boy comes home from school and tells his mother...
-{ A brief declaration	-{ A bus conversation
-{ A bus stops and two Italian men get on...	-{ A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian...
-{ A cattleman from West Texas died...	-{ A Chinese man is making love to his wife...
-{ A girl sat sobbing in the police station...	-{ A Greek BBQ
-{ A gruesome discovery	-{ A historical example
-{ A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend...	-{ A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying...
-{ A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane...	-{ A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade...
-{ A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites...	-{ A Jewish Mother
-{ A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist...	-{ A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau...
-{ A man calls his mother in Florida....	-{ A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar...
-{ A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told...	-{ A man was driving through West Virginia...
-{ A Mexican, a black, and a white guy...	-{ A Negro was travelling in china...
-{ A pious man who had reached the age of 105...	-{ A Polish family is sitting in the living room...
-{ A present for the anniversary	-{ A real calamity
-{ A reason for divorce	-{ A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work...
-{ A Scottish cop was asked how he'd break up a crowd...	-{ A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill...
-{ A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap...	-{ A town in Poland had only one cow...
-{ A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party...	-{ A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking...
-{ A young Indian boy came back to the reservation...	-{ A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt...
-{ All the same	-{ All-inclusive
-{ An American woman and an Iranian woman...	-{ An ancient Irishman
-{ An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time...	-{ An effective contraceptive
-{ An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name...	-{ An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting...
-{ An offense	-{ An old italian couple is walking around in the mall...
-{ An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California...	-{ An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady...
-{ An unfortunate situation	-{ Another ethnic joke
-{ Application to Live in Kentucky	-{ Arkansas Governor Application
-{ Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son	-{ Armando asks...
-{ Because his son wasn't the brightest kid in the world...	-{ Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel...
-{ Business is business	-{ Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting...
-{ Chinese Subtitles	-{ Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
-{ Cock fights	-{ Cold Hands
-{ Detective report	-{ Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
-{ Did you hear about the hillbilly...	-{ Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
-{ Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?	-{ Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
-{ Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?	-{ Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
-{ Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?	-{ Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
-{ Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?	-{ Did you hear about the spanish fireman...
-{ Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?	-{ Do you know why there aren't any ice cubes in Poland?
-{ During the Mexican/American war...	-{ English vs Ebonics
-{ Ever hear of the redneck who thought...	-{ Fair business
-{ For many years, the border between Poland and Russia...	-{ Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake...
-{ Giuseppi walks into work, and he says...	-{ Greatest way to learn English
-{ Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?	-{ How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
-{ How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?	-{ How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
-{ How did you do that??	-{ How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
-{ How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?	-{ How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
-{ How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?	-{ How do they do it?
-{ How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?	-{ How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
-{ How do you circumcise a hillbilly?	-{ How do you circumcise a redneck?
-{ How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?	-{ How do you know when a redneck isn't wearing any underwear?
-{ How do you sink a Polish submarine?	-{ How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
-{ How does a Russian commit suicide?	-{ How does every ethnic joke start?
-{ How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?	-{ How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
-{ How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?	-{ I got a great Polish joke
-{ If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce...	-{ If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
-{ If they divorce...	-{ If you take an Oriental person and spin him...
-{ Iraqi vs. American	-{ Irish math
-{ Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who...	-{ It was obvious
-{ It's 11 o'clock...	-{ It's Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look...
-{ Jewish medicine	-{ Jewish mothers
-{ Jewish telegram	-{ Jewish view on when life begins
-{ Language Trends of the Future	-{ Last Lunch
-{ Looking for a monkey wrench	-{ Majority rules
-{ Man goes to see the Rabbi...	-{ Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club...
-{ Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant...	-{ Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be...
-{ No pressure	-{ One day there was an indian chief who was constipated...
-{ One night, at the lodge of a hunting club...	-{ Out All Night Drinking
-{ Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday...	-{ Poor Rabbi!
-{ Rabbi's anniversary present	-{ Redneck wins lottery...
-{ Sex on Sabbath	-{ So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building...
-{ Southerners are not that stupid	-{ St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day...
-{ State of Arkansas Residency Application	-{ State of Kentucky 12th Grade Reading Test
-{ That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution...	-{ The Black Sheep
-{ The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor...	-{ The first Jewish woman President is elected...
-{ The Frenchman and the Italian...	-{ The headmistress at a girls prep school...
-{ The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade...	-{ The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
-{ The power of the press	-{ The Rabbi
-{ The right way to ask a question	-{ The South Takes a Cue from Oakland
-{ The three survivors of the shipwreck...	-{ There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night...
-{ There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs...	-{ There were three Eskimos in Alaska...
-{ This black guy is walking along a beach when...	-{ This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building...
-{ Three Chinese daughters	-{ Three people were standing on the Titanic...
-{ Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway...	-{ Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern...
-{ Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field...	-{ Two bags
-{ Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy...	-{ Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their...
-{ Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar...	-{ Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street...
-{ Two men and one woman	-{ Two Polish guys are discussing one's upcoming wedding...
-{ Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition...	-{ Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together...
-{ Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar...	-{ Two zebras are talking and one asks the other...
-{ Typical jewish mother	-{ Useful Phrases to Know When Travelling in the Middle East
-{ What did Arafat say to Clinton?	-{ What did the German clockmaker say to the clock...
-{ What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little...	-{ What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
-{ What did the mongoloid say to his dog?	-{ What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
-{ What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a...	-{ What do Arabs do on saturday night?
-{ What do Germans use for birth control?	-{ What do the Chinese call a 69?
-{ What do true rednecks do on Halloween?	-{ What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
-{ What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?	-{ What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
-{ What do you call a gay Indian?	-{ What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
-{ What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?	-{ What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
-{ What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?	-{ What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
-{ What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?	-{ What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
-{ What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?	-{ What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop...
-{ What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang...	-{ What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill...
-{ What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?	-{ What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
-{ What is every Amish womans private fantasy?	-{ What is long, black, and smelly?
-{ What is New Jersey state bird?	-{ What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
-{ What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?	-{ What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
-{ What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?	-{ What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
-{ What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?	-{ What is the last thing you usually hear before...
-{ What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook?	-{ What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse's ass?
-{ What's a Jewish American Princess' favorite position?	-{ What's long and hard that a Greek bride gets...
-{ What's the Arkansas state motto?	-{ What's the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
-{ What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?	-{ What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
-{ What's the object of a Jewish football game?	-{ What's the one thing you can do to a Jewish...
-{ Where do you find 60 million french jokes?	-{ Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
-{ Who invented sex	-{ Why can't Chinese barbecue?
-{ Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?	-{ Why cant black women become nuns?
-{ Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?	-{ Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
-{ Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?	-{ Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
-{ Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?	-{ Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
-{ Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the...	-{ Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed...
-{ Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?	-{ Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
-{ Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?	-{ Why do they call it a "kilt"?
-{ Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?	-{ Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
-{ Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?	-{ Why does the University of Tennesse football...
-{ Why don't Jewish mothers drink?	-{ Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
-{ Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?	-{ Why Jewish women like Chinese food so much
-{ Why wasn't Jesus born in West Virginia?	-{ Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
-{ With a puzzled look on his face...	-{ You know what that little red dot means in the middle...
-{ You might be a redneck if...

Jokes Categories : Ethnic