Blonds

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-{ 51 DAYS	-{ A blond at a party was telling her friend...
-{ A blond walks into a bar...	-{ A blonde and a brunette were talking one day...
-{ A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor...	-{ A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember...
-{ A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...	-{ A blonde came running home to her mother...
-{ A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life...	-{ A blonde decides to try horseback riding...
-{ A blonde goes for a job interview...	-{ A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm...
-{ A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist...	-{ A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try...
-{ A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand...	-{ A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job...
-{ A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being...	-{ A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into...
-{ A blonde went to the appliance store sale...	-{ A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor...
-{ A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman...	-{ A Blonde...
-{ A business man got on an elevator in a building...	-{ A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck...
-{ A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt...	-{ A drunken blonde goes into a bar...
-{ A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car...	-{ A peculiar birthday card
-{ A visual joke	-{ A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical...
-{ A young blonde woman is distraught...	-{ An easy solution
-{ An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing...	-{ At the Doctors...
-{ Blonde on blonde	-{ Blondes dumb?!?!?
-{ Buying A Bull	-{ Clean restrooms
-{ Commiting suicide	-{ Counting cars
-{ Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?	-{ Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
-{ Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?	-{ Fly, baby, fly!
-{ Have you ever read Shakespeare?	-{ Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
-{ How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?	-{ How can you tell a blonde has been working on the...
-{ How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?	-{ How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
-{ How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde?	-{ How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
-{ How do you break a blonde's nose?	-{ How do you change a blondes mind #2?
-{ How do you change a blondes mind?	-{ How do you confuse a blond?
-{ How do you confuse a blonde? #2	-{ How do you drownd a blonde?
-{ How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?	-{ How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
-{ How do you know a blond has been using your computer?	-{ How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
-{ How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?	-{ How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
-{ How long?	-{ How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
-{ How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?	-{ I cannot find a cause for your illness...
-{ I was shopping at our local supermarket...	-{ I'm not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory...
-{ Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends...	-{ Judi was bored with driving her BMW...
-{ Lost In The Snow	-{ Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark...
-{ Moon Mission	-{ No exit
-{ One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and...	-{ She was so blond...
-{ So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails...	-{ The complaint letter from Judi
-{ The Video Rental	-{ There are three 3rd Grade girls...
-{ There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead...	-{ There was a blonde and a brunette in a car...
-{ This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub...	-{ This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly...
-{ Three blondes were driving down the highway trying...	-{ Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland...
-{ Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde...	-{ Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when...
-{ Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock...	-{ Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them...
-{ Two blondes were walking down the street...	-{ Two blondes were walking through the woods...
-{ Two Tourists	-{ What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
-{ What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?	-{ What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one?
-{ What did the blonde say...	-{ What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress...
-{ What do a moped and a blonde have in common?	-{ What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
-{ What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?	-{ What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
-{ What do you call a blonde lesbian?	-{ WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
-{ What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?	-{ What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
-{ What do you call a blonde with white eyes?	-{ What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
-{ What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?	-{ What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
-{ What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap??	-{ What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
-{ What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?	-{ What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
-{ What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?	-{ What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
-{ What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?	-{ What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
-{ What does a blonde say after sex?	-{ What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
-{ What have a blonde and a computer got in common?	-{ What is a blonde mating call?
-{ What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?	-{ What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?
-{ What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?	-{ What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
-{ What is the difference between butter and a blonde?	-{ What is the smartest blonde?
-{ What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?	-{ What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
-{ What's the difference between a blonde and a shower?	-{ What's the difference between a computer and a blonde?
-{ What's the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?	-{ Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
-{ Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?	-{ Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
-{ Why are blonde jokes so short?	-{ WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
-{ Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?	-{ WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
-{ Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?	-{ Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test?
-{ Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?	-{ Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
-{ Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?	-{ Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
-{ Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then...	-{ Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
-{ Why did the blonde return her new scarf?	-{ Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
-{ Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?	-{ Why do blondes drive BMWs?
-{ Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?	-{ Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
-{ Why do blondes like lightning?	-{ Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
-{ Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?	-{ Why do brunettes take the pill?
-{ Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?	-{ Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
-{ Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?	-{ Why don't blondes use vibrators?
-{ Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?	-{ Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
-{ Why was the female blonde confused...	-{ Without a horn

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Jokes Categories : Blonds