Animal World

Jokes Categories : Animal World
-{ A blind man is standing at the corner...	-{ A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog...
-{ A boy and girl octopus out on a date...	-{ A dangerous job
-{ A dog walks into a butcher shop...	-{ A Duck walks into a bar...
-{ A duck walks into a general store...	-{ A fair warning
-{ A farmer comes home with a lively young bull...	-{ A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years...
-{ A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...	-{ A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them...
-{ A gruesome murder	-{ A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says...
-{ A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot...	-{ A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...
-{ A horse and a rabbit	-{ A horse walks into a bar...
-{ A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...	-{ A little girl was out with her Grandmother...
-{ A little old lady buys a pair of parrots...	-{ A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly...
-{ A lusty camel	-{ A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus...
-{ A man in a state of excessive inebriation...	-{ A man running a little behind schedule arrives...
-{ A man takes his dog for a walk in the park...	-{ A man takes his sick dog to the vet...
-{ A man took his Rottweiler to the vet...	-{ A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot...
-{ A miserable rooster	-{ A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar...
-{ A New York boy was being led through the swamps...	-{ A police officer came upon a terrible wreck...
-{ A robber was robbing a house...	-{ A Second Opinion
-{ A talking horse	-{ A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona...
-{ A veterinarian surgeon...	-{ A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo...
-{ A woman was thinking about finding a pet...	-{ Almost no diffenrence
-{ An ant and an elephant share a night of romance...	-{ An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft...
-{ An elephant...	-{ An irresolvable problem
-{ An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing...	-{ An old lady owned two monkeys...
-{ At an auction	-{ Beware of dog!
-{ Bying a horse	-{ Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
-{ Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?	-{ Did you hear about the blind skunk...
-{ Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?	-{ Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
-{ Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?	-{ Dog washing
-{ Elephants	-{ Elephants II
-{ Elephants III	-{ Elephants IV
-{ Elephants IX	-{ Elephants V
-{ Elephants VI	-{ Elephants VII
-{ Elephants VIII	-{ Excerpts from the rural life
-{ Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole...	-{ Footless Parrot
-{ For all animal lovers out there	-{ German Shepard on Golf Course
-{ Good business	-{ Have you ever smelled moth balls?
-{ How do you catch a polar bear?	-{ How do you catch an elephant?
-{ How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?	-{ How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
-{ How do you make a cat drink?	-{ How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-{ How to Catch a White Elephant	-{ How To Give Your Cat a Pill
-{ How to Hunt Elephants -- QA Style	-{ How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style
-{ How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style	-{ Hungry Snake
-{ I like monkeys	-{ I think Rover is getting a bit old...
-{ I've never understood why women love cats...	-{ If I have a rooster and you have a donkey...
-{ Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine	-{ It's so easy to milk a cow...
-{ Laboratory Rabbit Freedom	-{ Man and wife at the zoo
-{ Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...	-{ My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...
-{ Nice, but rough	-{ On preparing to return home from an out of town trip...
-{ One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost...	-{ One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole...
-{ One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...	-{ Perfect customer
-{ Persistency Act	-{ Pet owners
-{ Pray hard	-{ Punishment that fits the crime
-{ Snake joke	-{ Some cows view each day as the last roundup...
-{ Stuttering animal	-{ Tarzania
-{ Tarzania II	-{ The best book on elephants
-{ THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS	-{ The essential difference
-{ The Insensitive Gorilla	-{ The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order...
-{ The story with the moral	-{ The talking dog
-{ There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle...	-{ There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river...
-{ There was once a wide mouth frog...	-{ There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through...
-{ There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam...	-{ There were two cats that enjoyed running together...
-{ There were two cows in a paddock...	-{ There were two guys walking down the street...
-{ This is what should happen to ALL CATS!	-{ This man goes into the doctor with his...
-{ Three mice are sitting in a bar talking...	-{ Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
-{ Two cows were talking in the field one day...	-{ Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly...
-{ Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other...	-{ Two goldfish are in a tank...
-{ Two guys go hunting...	-{ Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't...
-{ Two male flies are buzzing around...	-{ Two men were walking along the street when...
-{ Two neighbors had been fighting each other...	-{ Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts...
-{ Want some chicken?	-{ What are 3 problems about being an egg?
-{ What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?	-{ What came first, the chicken or the egg?
-{ What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?	-{ What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
-{ What did the elephant say to the naked man?	-{ What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
-{ What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?	-{ What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
-{ What do you call a dog with no legs?	-{ What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
-{ What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?	-{ What do you call a sleeping bull?
-{ What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?	-{ What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
-{ What do you do with a dog with no legs?	-{ What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
-{ What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?	-{ What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
-{ What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?	-{ What does a lion call a antelope?
-{ What does an elephant keep up its trunk?	-{ What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
-{ What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?	-{ What has four legs and eight arms?
-{ What has two legs and bleeds?	-{ What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
-{ What is grey and comes in quarts?	-{ What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
-{ What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito...	-{ What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
-{ What's brown and crispy on the outside...	-{ What's green and has wheels?
-{ What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?	-{ What's the difference between a bull and a cow?
-{ What's the difference between a duck and a cow?	-{ What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
-{ What's the worst thing about washing your cat?	-{ Where do you find a no legged dog?
-{ Why did the cactus cross the road?	-{ Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
-{ Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?	-{ Why do elephants have 4 feet?
-{ Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?	-{ Why do gorillas have big noses?
-{ Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?	-{ Why does a cow wear a bell?
-{ Why does a dog lick his balls?	-{ Why does an elephant have four feet?
-{ Why don't oysters give to charity?	-{ Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?
-{ Wife comes home to find the old man...	-{ With best intentions
-{ You know why a dog licks his ass?

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Jokes Categories : Animal World